What?

 It finally happened, I was forced to shop in the children's section of a store. Why? You may be asking. Well, I'll tell you. It is almost summertime and that means wearing shorts in public or melting. So I (sometimes) choose to just wear shorts. Anyway, as I am searching through the racks I can't help but notice the lack of actual inseams.

 The longest pair I was able to find was 1 inch. That's not an inseam, that's a stitch! And call me crazy or old fashioned, but I am just not into walking around with my butt showing. Don't get me wrong, I don't judge if you're at the beach. Or making a music video. Or doing a concert. Or playing by the pool. Or dancing on a pole. Or walking a red carpet, you can walk around naked for all I care. But I will never understand when or why people suddenly decided it was okay to have your butt crack and or cheeks showing while at the grocery store. I mean, am I really the only person who feels like I shouldn't have to see that while I'm picking out my oranges? Not that you aren't working it, or pulling it off. I am not trying to say you don't look good in your short shorts. That isn't my issue. My issue is that somewhere along the line people have decided that it is somehow appropriate for people to walk around a place that sells food, and won't let you in the doors if you aren't wearing a shirt or shoes, with their butt showing. Not sanitary. In my opinion at least. Admittedly I am a germaphobe. But that's another problem for another day. The point is, I was having trouble finding shorts to wear for this summer and I had to shop in the kid's section to find them. Because I personally wouldn't feel okay walking down the street with my butt showing. And I am almost thirty. So for those of us out there, I know I am not alone in feeling like this, can we please start making actual real clothes again? Please.